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Shellsy17

55 – Castle Point (Canvey Island) [SS8], Essex, England

Slightly nutty 48 (going on 30) year old wants similar for laughs and lots of banter.

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In Her Own Words

About Her

My friends would say I'm like marmite, and I don't even like it. Slightly sarcastic/dry and often innapropriate sense of humour.

About Her Ideal Match

In an ideal world someone who has the same sense of humour as me or even just gets me. Maturity is a must. Waking up to pics of what you've got between your legs, constant talk about the above and what you'd like to do with it is a no-no. As is constantly asking for boob pics. If that's what you want, go and buy a magazine!

What Her Friends Say

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About Her

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Castle Point (Canvey Island) [SS8], Essex, England
Gender:
Female
Age:
55
Star Sign:
Aries
Height:
5' 4" (163cm)
Body Type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
None
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Ask me later

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district SS8 (Canvey Island)
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
28 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
5' 7" (169cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body Type:
Average; Athletic
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long; Straight
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
Several tattoos
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Average
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Funny; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Leisure & Entertainment
Music Preferences:
Dance / Disco; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
Crime; Mystery
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas
Movie Preferences:
Action; Drama; Mystery
Interests:
Cooking; Reading
Sport Involvement:
Not involved at all
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Long hair
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious Attendance:
Never
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Feelings about using TDL Connect:
Nervous; Curious
Honesty:
Extremely